Bird: This is the best seat in the house! Su#& %$$ you VIP turds! MuHaHaHa!
Commentator: Wow! That bird is using his wings to make more downforce in the corners, less for the straights ... it's even dipping the wing on the inside curves! Man, that's insane!
Driver: ... ohhh this is not the time to take a crap ...
Race Marshall: Hmmm ... Is that a hood ornament, or does he have some sort of adjustable front wing?
Pit Chief: You and err ... Gully are doing good. Just remember, when you drive in for the post race inspection, tell Gully to take off before the Marshall arrives.
Pit Crew: Man, when he said he had something up his sleeves, I had no idea ...